The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman

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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars

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Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On Go

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